single AF

PSA: I am my plus one, two, and three
It’s me, myself, and I in this thang!
And I’m taking to go plates for ALL THREE
BLOOP!
Scrolling on my feed and all I see is
Engagement pics, gender reveals, and anniversaries
I mean I’m happy for ya’ll…kinda
But if we’re being real, I double tap to like
Then I double tap my heart to check my heart
Being covetable is not flattering boo
But can we ditch that catch bouquet tradition?
It’s low key embarrassing
Like we want a man. Not some flowers…
NEXT! ———>
Instead I’m met with foot fetish guy
Guys who aren’t clear with intentions
And ‘hey big head’ texts
I swap between being left on read or being blocked
Y’all my dating life is comical!
But what these apps looking like though?
What side is my best side?
Can I use that profile pic from 2018 New Year?
Because it was cute and well…
2020 has been…poo cheese
And family stop asking why I’m still single
Clearly I don’t know either
It’s hard outchea!
In a generation who would rather heart a picture
And ask for a social media handle than the digits
Jesus make it make sense!
I’m just trying to find my Dwayne in a world full of Ron’s
Until then I’ll remain Single AF

Bye.