To all the men who’ve ghosted me or lost interest in me because I wasn’t with the shits
Guys, I’m giving ya’ll free game tonight
Quit with the pet names
Like little league parents giving out participation trophies
That black queen ish means nothing to me if you use it with every female you text.
Good morning my black king who I just swiped right on.
Wanna pay for my food and drinks tonight?
Oh you’re not free?
Your loss
On to the next.
See how ridiculous that sounds?
They be like
I don’t like to text
Poor communicator
I want to see you on my time
Inconsiderate
Like tonight
Pushy
You wanna cuddle?
Oh so you wanna smash
Sends messages after 12am
Yea no
But got mad preferences in bio though
Gotta be thick, big ass, workout, intellectual, full body pics and down with bullllll shitt!
But can’t even spell correctly or form sentences in your bio
Sir what are you doing?
Y’all swear y’all don’t want a pen pal
Well I’m not looking for phone pals with no point of reference
In reality, some don’t want to do the work to get to know someone
And no I don’t want to Facetime before we’ve met
That feature is reserved for folks I’ve actually seen in person and vibed with
Not for insecure men with no boundaries who want to FaceTime without warning
I repeat boundaries
Boundaries are not invalidated because you have a different communication preference than me
And if we’re keeping it a buck
The FaceTime isn’t even about communication
It’s about who hurt you and who catfished you before
But was the catfish broiled, blackened, or fried?
Regardless, none of those reasons concern me
But folks swear they’re being upfront with intentions
While intentionally hiding behind toxic traits and ridiculous deal breakers
Camouflaged under the guise of I’m just trying to make sure the vibe is right
When in reality, you can catch a vibe in multiple avenues
Well stroll down to the next boulevard at the intersection of pushy and have a good day
Because I won’t be pressured into what you subscribe to as facts
Y’all honestly are bugging
Chile that’s why Destiny called you a
Bug a Boo
I don’t want to cater to this foolishness
I’ve already seen the writings on the wall
Whewww
I just read y’all to filth
Pick up ya rag and wash up
Ya attitude is dirty
And ya ain’t that cute!
I left some travel sized soap
To offset your ego
Adios Migo
I’m ready to takeoff
But not to the streets
Maybe to the side walk
Or the church parking lot
Where y’all at?
Like forreal…
Where
Y’all
At?
About to do a runway walk down the barbershop aisle
Sir your fade is fresh
Can we bring back the clean cut
And ditch the Killmonger Twizzlers?
Michael B. Jordan barley pulled that off
I said, Michael B. Jordan…..barley pulled that off…
Wakanda style is this?
I rest my case
But shoot your shot they said
Coach sidelined me
I’m out the game
I got no roster
Only looking for a starter
Commercial break
Looking for the franchise player in the off season
But this off season…off season
Not even hot
Just Cole
You got potential
But I’m looking for consistency
Like can you consistently respect my time?
Like can you consistently communicate?
Like can you consistently state your intentions?
Intentionally be what you expect me to be
Yooo it’s the mirror for meeeeeeeee!!!
Be what you want to receive when you come to the door
Dash all that foolishness to the side
Please.
Now the summer awaits me
As I scope out the next draft
When you see me minding my own business
Rocking my sundress, sandals, and ironed hair playing Jazmine Sullivan’s Heax Tales
Mind yours too if you ain’t bout it
Because someone out there will be
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